Mrs Smith comes home and finds her husband with a hair dryer blowing on his cock. She asks, "What the hell are you doing?" He replies, "Warming up your dinner!"
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My misses came home to find me with my cock resting in a bowl of vanilla sauce. She says: What the fuck you doin?
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My misses came home to find me with my cock resting in a bowl of vanilla sauce. She says: What the fuck you doin?
I replies:
"I is fuckin' dis custid"
Ahh, fock orf.
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