Tired of your clapped out old Vauxhall or Peugeot? Well why not treat yourself to this latest model from Vatican Motors, The Mini Mitre! Great economy with it doing four gallons to the mile. Be the envy of your street with a state of the art MINI MITRE !
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i hadn't even run my one in and the fucker exploded !
My Mitre blew up while it was still in the showroom.
my fucking Mitre blew up on the production line ! ! !
WHILE BRITISH LEYLAND WERE HELPING VATICAN MOTORS DESIGN THIS BEAST OF A VEHICLE,MY ONE BLEW UP ON THE DRAWING BOARD.
I was half way round the m25 when my one just burst into flames and scorched my new perm.
I had the Vanden Plas model and it ceased up in Mayfair....Naturally.
mine blew up when they first concieved the idea of designing it !
I BOUGHT MY MITRE IN 1982 AND IT IS STILL GOING STRONG, I'M ON MY SEVENTEENTH ENGINE MIND YOU.
I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT MY MITRE HAS NEVER GIVEN ME A MOMENTS TROUBAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ! (BANG!)
When the bloke who invented the poxy Mitre was in the womb waiting to be born, My Mitre spontaneously combusted !
my sisters Mitre blew up in Dartford tunnel when it was 2 hours prior to assembley.
My Mitre calls me a cunt everytime i walk past it....then it explodes and hisses at me.
I went to get my Mitre out of the garage and there was green slime oozing out of its grill and it was yelling at me strange obscenities like "Let a vicar fuck you!"
my mitre wanks with impunity and then blows up.
c-u-u-u-u-n-t yelled my Mitre when I started it up at 2:30 a.m.
MINE ASKED FOR A SHAG.
bring back the ford anglican it was made of paper mache so when it blew up at weddings it saved a fortune on confetti
mitres are cool........except for when they catch fire.
getting a Mitre was the worst thing I ever tried. Mine had blown up three months before I fucking ordered it.
By the way who runs this page, it's a good gig !
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I'VE NEVER SEEN A MINI MITRE, THEY MUST HAVE ALL BLOWN UP !
mine was the"BIG BANG"
mine is the bigger bang !
My Mitre bit the head off of a rocking horse....and then blew up and made a cup of tea.
My Mitre blew off!
WHAT THE FUCKIN' 'ELL IS MY CUNTING MITRE DOING TO ME, I'M STUCK TO THE HEAD LINING ! ! ! A-A-A-A-A-G-G-G-G-G-H-H-H-H-H-H-H !
the first Mitre i had blew up on a daily basis.
my one has just lost its virginity.
mine is simply fucked !
MY mITRE RIPPED ME FOOKIN' HAIRNET OFF AND USED IT AS A PAIR OF TIGHTS.
mine didn't....the bastard.
what the fuck is a mini mitre,looks like a....vroom aa-a-a--g-g-hh-h
FUCK THE MINI MITRE, LETS GET THE MITRE MAXI LAUNCHED YOU LOAD OF CU-U-U-U-U-U-U-A-A-A-G-G-GH-H-H-THUD.
I WOULD NOT BUY ONE OF THOSE FUCKING DEATH TRAPS IF YOU FUCKING PAID ME PAL.....I NICK 'EM !
where have all the Mitres gone long time passing, where have all the Mitres gone,long time ago?
FUCK EM...FUCK EM...FUCK EM...FUCK EMMMMMM!
My Mitre blew up before the universe even existed mate.
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