Pope John Paul 2nd crashed his car yesterday after downing six pints of " Creme de menthe" in the Ivy restaurant. When asked by the Police what he was up to he said, " Ten lagers, twenty gins, four whiskeys and twenty seven bitters." Owing to his celebrity status,the police let him go with a caution.
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i do beleive the mini mitre crashed itself mine did!!!!!
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