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A play on words

Very popular down in the big cities

Mr. Men for inner cities

Oops!

Got one of these down YOUR way?

Wot?

And to continue a good run...

Hmmm

HE'S FUCKING SNUFFED IT!

FUCKING VIOLENT THUGS!

What a pair of dirty bastards!

Who am I mate?

Miserable Cunt

A cross between Bozzle & Harry?

Fucking good reading for the kids at bedtime innit?

Perv's

It's a very Frank game

Spot the Dog !

On the game

Bad Service.

What the fuck is going on with Blogger? I can't up load any fucking pictures lately!

Joke 20010 One for the footie fans out there.

A black prostitute who supports Chelsea F.C. has a tattoo of Frank Lampard on her left thigh and one of John Terry on her right thigh. She picks up a client one day and tells him, "If you can name the footballers that I have tattooed on my thighs, I will give you a free shag." The client looks at the left picture and then the right picture and says disdainfully, "Well I don't recognise the ugly bastard on the right and I am miffed as to who the pratt is on the left but the one in the middle with the thick black lips and curly black hair is positively Shaun Wright Phillips!"

What's new?

More queer stories!

Elton John and David Furnish are in bed one night and Elton says,"I am just going to the loo David,don't you dare wank yourself off while I am gone." When Elton returns there is come all over the room. Elton storms, "David, I thought I told you not to masturbate while I was gone!" David replies, "I didn't, I just farted!"

Whoops !

Little Johnny in the bath with his mum, he points to her fanny and says" What's that funny hairy thing mum?" Mum replies, "OOOh it's my sponge darling."
Johnny says, " Of course it is, I 've often seen Dad wiping his face on Aunty Sandra's one!"

Pigs

A front and rear view of the average nurse from any British hosptal.

Call this thing a Prick.

Prick?

Oh crap !

An African man decides to look up his family tree and a Chimpanzee shits on his face !

A joke number 3582

A white girl meets a black bloke in a disco and agrees to go back to his place. They dash off to the bedroom and she slams the door closed and pants, "Come on, prove to me that what they say about black men is true!" So he pulls out a knife and mugs her !

Pisshead and Faggie

Old cunt !

Politics today.

Spot the Pope !

How low can this man sink?

Equestrian news.

This is just one way of "riding a horse" says J.P.2.

Click on picture to read more clearly.

Sheer abuse of position !

Just look at the proof. It has been bred into Popes throughout the ages, from Innocence ixx( with red tea cosy on his head) in the 14th century, to Pius xx ( wrapped in the Pink Persian rug) in the 19th century to dear old J.P.2 (in Sergeant Pepper regalia) in the 20th-21st century. Popes are trained to put two fingers up at the world. Yet they label Liam and Noel Gallagher as yobs for doing the very same thing. THIS IS PAPAL ABUSE OF POSITION. (Rude old cunts!)

The Popes latest tee shirt !

Od yuo graee ?

Errr !

Yes?

Just for a laff !

A sixth grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until Mary stood up and said, "You shouldn't be asking kids of our age questions like that, I am gonna tell me parents who will report you to the head and then you'll be fired!"
Mrs Parks ignores her and asks once again, "C'mon now, which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Mary's mouth gapes wide open and say's to the class, "She is heading for mighty big trouble!"
Teacher ignores her again and addresses the class again, "Anybody gonna give me the correct answer?"
Finally Billy stands up and nervously says, " The body part that increases by 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs Parks responded, "Very good Billy." She then turns to Mary and continues,"As for you young lady, One you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework and three, one day you are going to be a very, very disappointed woman!"

What a bunch of wankers !

Me and the wife were driving back from a short break in North Devon today and encountered a 2 and half hour traffic jam on the M5 around the A38 Taunton turn off. Eventually, there was an electrified sign telling us that the inside and middle lanes were closed and that we must move into the outside lane. As we finally did so in the scorching midday sun we came across three wankers on the back of a lorry with the flashing arrow board who were supposed to be coning off these two inside and middle lanes but instead were finding it a bit of a laugh at the chaos they had caused and were throwing the cones about, one was kicking a ball but justice was done when four bikers rode up on Harley's and yelled, " You brainless cunts don't know what you are doing!" Full marks to the Harley boys from me here.
However, what cunt from the transport agency choses the busiest weekend of the year on one of our busiest roads to carry out fucking road works? That brainless cunt also doesn't know what he's doing, or she as the case maybe.
I have no idea who the Guys were on the bikes but as usual they summed the situation up in one sentence. Well done lads whoever you are and BOLLOCKS TO THE TRANSPORT MINISTRY OR CUNTING AGENCY WHOEVER THEY FUCKING CALL THEMSELVES.

ANORAKS

Can anybody identify the trainspotter?

Feel free to spit on this worthless heap of shit!

WHADDA FUCKING CUNT.

What, again?

It's Max Migraine !

Drunken Git !

J.P.2 "Honks up" on the Papal throne after a 16 hour boozing session in O' Rafferty's bar in Rome. He was later taken to hospital to have his stomach pumped.