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WEST HAM UNITED HAVE SACKED MANAGER ALAN CURBISHLEY FOLLOWING A RECENT RUN OF POOR RESULTS. THEY HAVE REPLACED HIM WITH DAVID BLUNKETT WHO IS BLIND AND KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL.....BUT HE CERTAINLY KNOWS HOW TO HOLD ON TO A LEAD !

POOF !

POOF NUMBER 2 !

REVEALED, BENDYDICK'S FETISH

MOTHER INFERIOR SENSATION

This dirty harlot from Calcutta has revealed that her sex drive is so high that no man has pleased her as yet. (Dirty cow!)

Nursery crime !

Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock,
Little Bo Peep was sucking his cock.
When he came she started to weep,
she knew from the taste he'd been fucking her sheep!

Oh, no! Look what this bastard has done now!

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TRANSVESTITE POPE !

Comment moderation has had to be turned on

because of somebody who values booze more than friends.

The Papettes

The Popes backing singers " The Papettes" queue up for a Papal "Jumbo sausage"with all the holy trimmings in Rome yesterday. Oh incidently, can you spot the virgin?

Lucky Bastard

CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN AGAIN !

Funeral Services with taste and respect.

Cycle news.

J.P.2 Pulls another "Bike" to ride during his sellout 2006 world tour. (Lucky bastard.)

PAPAL PORNOGRAPHY

Valentines day.

I bought the wife a new belt and bag for Valentines day......The fucking Hoover works lovely now!

NEWS FLASH !

Scientists have warned that due to "Global warming" more than 6 million Asians could die within the next 5 years. On a more serious note, my fucking Snowman has just melted!

My missus got this from Bendydick on the 14th of feb....

Whaddacunt !

SPOT THE POPE and win £150,000 ! (In your fucking dreams pal.)

Coppers!

HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN

Pontiff news !

Fascinating new book on religion

Done It!

I've shit in me papal long johns..... Oh ffffuuuuuuuccckkkkk...

BLAIR GIVES AUDIENCE

Old Banger

Coxy's new Horseless carriage.

ANYONE FANCY A McBACON ROLL?

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GET YOUT! GET YOUT! YOU FUCKING SILLY, SPRAGGON! GET YOUT!

AND DON'T EVER BE ASKING FOR "FUCK" BOOKS AGAIN IN MY LLLLIBRRRARREEEEEEEEEE!

Here we have....

a picture of a worm jumping off of a rug and crawling through the right hand lane of a tunnel.

Vice in The Catholic Church!

Vatican Vacation 1

The Vatican vacation 2.

VATMAN !

IT'S VATMAN !

Ronnie "Gaygan"

Pope John Paul 2nd news.

Communications.

The Vaticans going down the Streatham High Street with a state of the art mobile phone!

Drug cropping.

J.P.2 Reaps his "harvest", an estimated 2,000 joints were rolled out of this "stash!"

Papal perv'

The Papal yob.

BLACKMAIL CORNER !

If the owner of this nipple doesn't give Pope Bendydick a "blow job" by 6 o'clock tonight, more of the picture will be revealed. This could lead to a happy 10 year marriage ending in a very messy divorce.

The Pope reveals his sexual problems.

The Blairs marital problems.

Childrens T.V.huh?

Yo ho me hearties, I'm off to sea with me loyal crew which includes "MASTER BATES, SEAMAN STAINES and ROGER THE CABIN BOY!"

Rumbled again !

Whilst lecturing on morality in modern life last month, one of J.P.2's groupies pops up unexpectedly from the stage in San Francisco. The Vaticans look on approvingly.

Porno Pope.

The Pope and Cardinal Dicky Feeler watch a Mary Millington film int he cinema at the Vatican.

Relaxation in the Vatican.

After a hard days praying what better way to relax than by taking a nice hot bath with one of the Papettes, (The Popes backing singers.)