Saturday, July 12, 2008
My first time
It was my first time ever and I'll never forget,
I'd do it again without a single regret.
The sky was dark we were all alone,
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft and her legs so fine, I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how but I tried my best,
I started by placing my hand on her breast.
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart as slowly she spread her legs wide apart.
And as I did it I felt no shame and all it once the white stuff came.
At last it was finished, it was all over now
My first time I ever
tried milking a cow!
ACCIDENT
A lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins today, police said "It was a Turtle tragedy !"
Friday, July 04, 2008
Blow this
Mrs Smith comes home and finds her husband with a hair dryer blowing on his cock. She asks, "What the hell are you doing?" He replies, "Warming up your dinner!"
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