Tuesday, November 27, 2007

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More queer stories!

Elton John and David Furnish are in bed one night and Elton says,"I am just going to the loo David,don't you dare wank yourself off while I am gone." When Elton returns there is come all over the room. Elton storms, "David, I thought I told you not to masturbate while I was gone!" David replies, "I didn't, I just farted!"