Whoops !

Little Johnny in the bath with his mum, he points to her fanny and says" What's that funny hairy thing mum?" Mum replies, "OOOh it's my sponge darling."
Johnny says, " Of course it is, I 've often seen Dad wiping his face on Aunty Sandra's one!"

Pigs

A front and rear view of the average nurse from any British hosptal.

Call this thing a Prick.

Prick?

Oh crap !

An African man decides to look up his family tree and a Chimpanzee shits on his face !

A joke number 3582

A white girl meets a black bloke in a disco and agrees to go back to his place. They dash off to the bedroom and she slams the door closed and pants, "Come on, prove to me that what they say about black men is true!" So he pulls out a knife and mugs her !