Saturday, September 29, 2007
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Sheer abuse of position !
Just look at the proof. It has been bred into Popes throughout the ages, from Innocence ixx( with red tea cosy on his head) in the 14th century, to Pius xx ( wrapped in the Pink Persian rug) in the 19th century to dear old J.P.2 (in Sergeant Pepper regalia) in the 20th-21st century. Popes are trained to put two fingers up at the world. Yet they label Liam and Noel Gallagher as yobs for doing the very same thing. THIS IS PAPAL ABUSE OF POSITION. (Rude old cunts!)
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Just for a laff !
A sixth grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until Mary stood up and said, "You shouldn't be asking kids of our age questions like that, I am gonna tell me parents who will report you to the head and then you'll be fired!"
Mrs Parks ignores her and asks once again, "C'mon now, which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Mary's mouth gapes wide open and say's to the class, "She is heading for mighty big trouble!"
Teacher ignores her again and addresses the class again, "Anybody gonna give me the correct answer?"
Finally Billy stands up and nervously says, " The body part that increases by 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs Parks responded, "Very good Billy." She then turns to Mary and continues,"As for you young lady, One you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework and three, one day you are going to be a very, very disappointed woman!"
No one answered until Mary stood up and said, "You shouldn't be asking kids of our age questions like that, I am gonna tell me parents who will report you to the head and then you'll be fired!"
Mrs Parks ignores her and asks once again, "C'mon now, which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Mary's mouth gapes wide open and say's to the class, "She is heading for mighty big trouble!"
Teacher ignores her again and addresses the class again, "Anybody gonna give me the correct answer?"
Finally Billy stands up and nervously says, " The body part that increases by 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs Parks responded, "Very good Billy." She then turns to Mary and continues,"As for you young lady, One you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework and three, one day you are going to be a very, very disappointed woman!"
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