Joke 2007.

The mating call of a Barn Owl... Terwitterwoo, Terwitterwooo.
The mating cal of a Cuckoo.........Cuckoo, Cuckoo !
The mating call of a Blackbird...." Go on Leroy bang it up my shithole!"

A rib tickler

Mr Smith goes to his doctor to get his wifes medical results. Doc says "I am really sorry but we have two Mrs Smiths, one has Alzheimers disease and the other has A.I.D.S. and we have got their results muddled up."Mr Smith enquires,"What should I do doctor?" Doc' replies, "Well I suggest that you take her into town, leave her there and if she finds her way home ,for Gods sake don't fuck her!"

The Papal beer festival !

And look who's the fucking host for the day!

MAN OF DESTINY!

After six months of intensive training, John Paul 2nd was destined to win the world YOYO championships held recently in Prague. J.P.2 can be seen in the adjacent picture doing his "Flip of honour" during which many of his rival competitors brought their yoyo's out in silent tribute.

The typical vicar sketch

The Bishop!

No respect!

Our neighbourhood watch group have been giving lectures about watch out for your neighbour etc. Well, my next door neighbour is an 87 year old widow and she hasn't knocked at my door to see how I am for over six months. On top of that, the lazy old bag hasn't taken her milk in for six weeks!