Do it yourself with J.P.2

Sport Extra !

"Whirlwind Johnny" invites you to take him on at snooker. The Vatican classic starts this Saturday and J.P.2 invites all budding "hustlers" to take him on for the much coveted prize of 2,000 Euros. Only one snag, J.P.2 insists that all challengers are given a 100 point handicap.

Knobs and Knockers.

Eric Sykes gets aroused whilst out walking with Q.E.2 recently in Vatican Square.

National Health.

Pope eye the perv' !

SCUM !

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ,HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEEE, SPIT AT THIS VILE CUNT AT YOUR LEISURE.

Mr Behl

Zee diss,diss iz slinder !

Papal leisure time.

Bendydick gets ready for a night out on the "pull."

Latest News.

Contraception.

Narcotics in the Vatican

J.P.2 and his loyal sidekick, Rabbi Gideon Wallet openly flaunt their mega-size spliffs during an impromptu tour of Hackney Marshes yesterday. Police charges are expected to follow!

SPOT THE DFFERENCE !

Can you spot the difference in the two pictures ? Hard isn't it ?

DIRTY OLD PERV' !

Yes it's dirty old perv "LORD LONGFORD." (The bald headed cunt from Romford!")

Motoring.

Tired of your clapped out old Vauxhall or Peugeot? Well why not treat yourself to this latest model from Vatican Motors, The Mini Mitre! Great economy with it doing four gallons to the mile. Be the envy of your street with a state of the art MINI MITRE !

Vice in the Vatican.

Says The Proud J.P.2.

The Dirty Royals.

Fucking queers !

J.P.2 In a passionate embrace with one of his "Cockerells."(An old boy with a shrivelled knob !"

SHOW OFF.

You've seen J.P.2 boasting about the size of his knob, now "Bendydick" starts bragging to the crowds outside the Vatican about how big his "Todger" is. (Lying cunt!)

Sick

Sheik yer Arsehole.

Here he is, the most wanted cunt in London, Sheik yer Arsehole. Wanted for being a general prick and self abuser.

SPIT on your latest POOF picture !

POOFTER !

Crisis in the Church.

The truth is revealed, The Archbisop of Canterbury suffers from premature ejaculation no matter what Guy or Doll he is with at the time.

Games.

Showbizzzzzz !

Vice in the Vatican.

THIS BIG !

John Paul 2nd wows the crowd in Los Angeles by bragging about the size of his manhood. A very excitable poof in shades pushed to the front of the admiring crowd for a close up view and proof.

The Health service.

Three nurses from Oldchurch hospital on their way home from work yesterday.

The Popes drink problems.

The Vatican brewery.

Nazi Pope.

J.P.2 is caught out and exposed as a Nazi Party member. The picture was taken by Truth productions during celebrations for Hitlers birthday on the 20th April 2001. Other church "Bigwigs" were also spotted there. Watch this site for more religious revelations.

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Cunt Mugabe.

What has this bloke got in common with Captain Pugwash's ship? They're both known as the black pig !