The good old days

Ahhhh, this takes me back to our cruising days in Ilford High Street in the 1970's !

ELSIE TANNER SMOKES HERSELF TO DEATH !

And Dog breath !

My vice in the church...oh well !

WHADDA FUCKING POOF !

NEED WE SAY MORE?

Laugh of the day!

John Paul shocker !

Q.E.2 REVEALATION !

VICTIM OF THE DEADLY "FUEL FAGS!"

Ken Barlow, a distinct victim of the " DEADLY FUEL FAGS!"

Since Tracey has been banged up for murder, Deirdre seems hell bent on causing Ken more problems by inflicting herself with cancer. In every scene she "Sparks up" another King size cancer pole. (Filthy cunt!)

THE JOE HARVEY BAND! God rest his soul, we loved him!

Frustrated Pervert.

The Blue Royals.

The Boy is at it again !

Come join us at the "Costa -Del -Pope and enjoy watching the B.B.C. (No not the Brititsh Broadcasting Corporation silly), BIRDS, BOOBS and CRUMPET ! You can swim in the Holy water filled pool and watch J.P.2 Show off to all and sundry! Book up now for an adventure of a lifetime!

joak

WEST HAM UNITED HAVE SACKED MANAGER ALAN CURBISHLEY FOLLOWING A RECENT RUN OF POOR RESULTS. THEY HAVE REPLACED HIM WITH DAVID BLUNKETT WHO IS BLIND AND KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL.....BUT HE CERTAINLY KNOWS HOW TO HOLD ON TO A LEAD !

POOF !

POOF NUMBER 2 !

REVEALED, BENDYDICK'S FETISH

MOTHER INFERIOR SENSATION

This dirty harlot from Calcutta has revealed that her sex drive is so high that no man has pleased her as yet. (Dirty cow!)

Nursery crime !

Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock,
Little Bo Peep was sucking his cock.
When he came she started to weep,
she knew from the taste he'd been fucking her sheep!

Oh, no! Look what this bastard has done now!

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TRANSVESTITE POPE !

Comment moderation has had to be turned on

because of somebody who values booze more than friends.

The Papettes

The Popes backing singers " The Papettes" queue up for a Papal "Jumbo sausage"with all the holy trimmings in Rome yesterday. Oh incidently, can you spot the virgin?

Lucky Bastard

CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN AGAIN !

Funeral Services with taste and respect.

Cycle news.

J.P.2 Pulls another "Bike" to ride during his sellout 2006 world tour. (Lucky bastard.)

PAPAL PORNOGRAPHY

Valentines day.

I bought the wife a new belt and bag for Valentines day......The fucking Hoover works lovely now!

NEWS FLASH !

Scientists have warned that due to "Global warming" more than 6 million Asians could die within the next 5 years. On a more serious note, my fucking Snowman has just melted!

My missus got this from Bendydick on the 14th of feb....

Whaddacunt !

SPOT THE POPE and win £150,000 ! (In your fucking dreams pal.)

Coppers!

HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN

Pontiff news !

Fascinating new book on religion

Done It!

I've shit in me papal long johns..... Oh ffffuuuuuuuccckkkkk...

BLAIR GIVES AUDIENCE

Old Banger

Coxy's new Horseless carriage.

ANYONE FANCY A McBACON ROLL?

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GET YOUT! GET YOUT! YOU FUCKING SILLY, SPRAGGON! GET YOUT!

AND DON'T EVER BE ASKING FOR "FUCK" BOOKS AGAIN IN MY LLLLIBRRRARREEEEEEEEEE!

Here we have....

a picture of a worm jumping off of a rug and crawling through the right hand lane of a tunnel.

Vice in The Catholic Church!

Vatican Vacation 1