Fluff

NODDARF GANG ! I'll tell you wot music lovers we have a request here from Pope Bendydick saying, "Hi Fluff could you play anything by Mitrehead, Deep Papal, The Stray Vats or even say a little bit of Faith, Pope and Charity." I'll tell you what "Bendy" me old mate, you have got a great taste in music. How about something from Mitreheads "Hi jinx in the little cardinals room" album ? This ones called "My mitre, my lighter." O.K.Mate? Noddarf !

Pope on the ropes !

WHADDA FUCKIN' CUNT !

Bendydick relents.

FOR PERSISTENTLY

Bendydick fucks up in public.

"BUD WHAD ELSE COULD AH ZAY?"

30 Things about girls that turn the Pope on.

The Popes cigarette problem.

J.P Says, "I can only smoke 20 at once!"

SWINGERS ! ! !

What's he doing Derek ?

J.P. 2 After being told his numbers did not come up on the "lottery". Or after being told all of his "Special Brew" had gone. OR.....After drinking all 36 cans of his "Special Brew."

CUNTLEY.

OH LOOK, IT'S CUNTLEY. FUCKING VILE SCUM. MAY THE CUNT ROT IN HELL. COWARDLY LYING FUCKING CUNT. GOB ON THIS HEAP OF PIGS VOMIT.

Toys,

SERIOUS ACCIDENT.

The Pope has another smash up after a Friday night session down "The Vatican Arms Tavern". He and the Archbishop of Canterbury had each downed 27 Vodka and tonics, 9 bottles of Johnnie Walker (Red label), and 20 pints of Abbott Ale. Nobody was hurt.

CHARMING !

Thorpo !

Cox?

Do it yourself with J.P.2

Sport Extra !

"Whirlwind Johnny" invites you to take him on at snooker. The Vatican classic starts this Saturday and J.P.2 invites all budding "hustlers" to take him on for the much coveted prize of 2,000 Euros. Only one snag, J.P.2 insists that all challengers are given a 100 point handicap.

Knobs and Knockers.

Eric Sykes gets aroused whilst out walking with Q.E.2 recently in Vatican Square.

National Health.

Pope eye the perv' !

SCUM !

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ,HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEEE, SPIT AT THIS VILE CUNT AT YOUR LEISURE.

Mr Behl

Zee diss,diss iz slinder !

Papal leisure time.

Bendydick gets ready for a night out on the "pull."

Latest News.

Contraception.

Narcotics in the Vatican

J.P.2 and his loyal sidekick, Rabbi Gideon Wallet openly flaunt their mega-size spliffs during an impromptu tour of Hackney Marshes yesterday. Police charges are expected to follow!

SPOT THE DFFERENCE !

Can you spot the difference in the two pictures ? Hard isn't it ?

DIRTY OLD PERV' !

Yes it's dirty old perv "LORD LONGFORD." (The bald headed cunt from Romford!")

Motoring.

Tired of your clapped out old Vauxhall or Peugeot? Well why not treat yourself to this latest model from Vatican Motors, The Mini Mitre! Great economy with it doing four gallons to the mile. Be the envy of your street with a state of the art MINI MITRE !

Vice in the Vatican.

Says The Proud J.P.2.

The Dirty Royals.

Fucking queers !

J.P.2 In a passionate embrace with one of his "Cockerells."(An old boy with a shrivelled knob !"