If the owner of this nipple doesn't give Pope Bendydick a "blow job" by 6 o'clock tonight, more of the picture will be revealed. This could lead to a happy 10 year marriage ending in a very messy divorce.
Whilst lecturing on morality in modern life last month, one of J.P.2's groupies pops up unexpectedly from the stage in San Francisco. The Vaticans look on approvingly.